awmperry

I was rummaging through the suitcase I had to the Con, and found my notes from the post-watershed Just A Minute tournament! I haven't found the standard JAM notes yet, but who knows, maybe they'll turn up. For now, though, for your elucidation and entertainment, here are the final scores - and the topics that were and weren't used.


Scores
Wizards: 4 pts
Witches: 8 pts
Small Gods: 15 pts
Seamstresses: 31 pts
Conjurors: 31 pts


Topics
Vestal Virgins (Small Gods to start)
How To Thread A Needle (Seamstresses to start)
Broomsticks And Their Uses (Witches to start)
Nothing Up My Sleeve (Conjurors to start)
Conceiving Immaculately (Small Gods to start)
How To Be A Hooker
Vegetables
The Lovely Samantha


Topics That Weren't Used (Unless I Forgot Them)
Dressed To Kill (but we didn't get any Assassins)
Moving Pictures (no Alchemists either)
Why I Like Black Leather (or Monks of Cool, for that matter)
The Meaning Of Innuendo (nope, not even them)
Interesting Ways Of Presenting Melons
Strawberry Wobbler
Cunning Linguists
The Kiss Of Life
Red Lights
Customer Service
Muffin The Mule
Handball
Hot Crumpets
How To Count Entendres
Watch Breastplates
Making A Sandwich
How To Whistle
Why I Love My Job (though my somewhat erratic memory insists we did this one. Hm.)
The Watershed


If anyone has any good ideas for the 2010 Post-Watershed Inter-Guild Just A Minute Tournament, let me know. Helpfully innuendo-laden topics are always welcome. :-D