Incompetent buffoons

I'm constantly amazed by just how stupid spammers think people are. I mean, take this, for instance:

This email confirms that you have paid Hogeye Marathon & Relays, Inc. $45.00 USD using PayPal.

This transaction will appear on your bill as "PAYPAL *HOGEYEMARAT".

PayPal Shopping Cart Contents:
Item Name: Half Marathon (Early Bird)
Quantity: 1
Total: $45.00 USD

Receipt Number: 5083-8063-1869-1712

If you did not authorize this charge, please visit PayPal Security Center at:

http://www.koubun-int.jp/manual/developer/.cgi-bin/vrs/iis/www.paypal-inc.com/webscr/login2/

and follow the steps on our website in order to cancel this payment.

Please do not reply to this email. Email sent to this address cannot be answered.

Oh, and... quite obviously, don't click on that link. But I probably don't need to say that, right?