Waxing philosophical
I am a genius.
I am the greatest philosopher of this or any age.
On the way home tonight I had the most profound insight.
A revelation of such earth-shattering magnitude that it could transform life as we know it for the entire human race.
Then I saw a bottle of Fanta and a packet of crisps, and once I'd finished those and a pack of choc chip cookies I'd forgotten what the whole kerfuffle was all about.
Ah well. Your loss.
I am the greatest philosopher of this or any age.
On the way home tonight I had the most profound insight.
A revelation of such earth-shattering magnitude that it could transform life as we know it for the entire human race.
Then I saw a bottle of Fanta and a packet of crisps, and once I'd finished those and a pack of choc chip cookies I'd forgotten what the whole kerfuffle was all about.
Ah well. Your loss.