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awmperry ([personal profile] awmperry) wrote2006-10-23 11:41 pm

Waxing philosophical

I am a genius.

I am the greatest philosopher of this or any age.

On the way home tonight I had the most profound insight.

A revelation of such earth-shattering magnitude that it could transform life as we know it for the entire human race.

Then I saw a bottle of Fanta and a packet of crisps, and once I'd finished those and a pack of choc chip cookies I'd forgotten what the whole kerfuffle was all about.

Ah well. Your loss.

(Anonymous) 2006-10-23 11:45 pm (UTC)(link)
[Comment from Adrian http://outerhoard.wordpress.com/ ]

How many crisps were there in the packet? It wasn't forty-two, was it?