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Strange news
I just got an email.
"Saddam Hussein attempted escape, shot dead." And they captured Bin Laden, too. And wait, it gets better! Because I can also get Cialis and hot blond cheerleaders at rock-bottom prices, not to mention great replica watches ("This replica watch wlil mak u teh enevy of all ur frends") and 40% of an inheritance that, I am assured, is rightfully mine anyway.
Yup, this is a good day. By tomorrow I'll be rich! With a nice watch! And a cheerleader! And... um... no, never mind.
(I don't really need to point out that I'm just being sarcastic about the latest spam harvest, do I?)
"Saddam Hussein attempted escape, shot dead." And they captured Bin Laden, too. And wait, it gets better! Because I can also get Cialis and hot blond cheerleaders at rock-bottom prices, not to mention great replica watches ("This replica watch wlil mak u teh enevy of all ur frends") and 40% of an inheritance that, I am assured, is rightfully mine anyway.
Yup, this is a good day. By tomorrow I'll be rich! With a nice watch! And a cheerleader! And... um... no, never mind.
(I don't really need to point out that I'm just being sarcastic about the latest spam harvest, do I?)