Oh, and I don't care how small you are, a match won't burn long enough to work as a streetlight.

And, incidentally, where one of the mice tells Desperaux (on the topic of eating books) that "the glue's alright, but the paper's the good bit"... Well, that's the wrong way round. Mice tend to eat the glue and ignore the pages - trust me on this.

You know, I could have had an extra disc of Jonathan Creek instead.