It's been a while...

...since I got a really good one. But here, at last, is a doozy.

( I know that this mail will come to you as a surprise, Please accept the content in good faith... )

Yeah, I find that convincing. I've inherited money? And the lawyer with the Yahoo email address wants to take a 40% cut? Sounds good to me!

( EDIT: Two in one day! )