Oh, the plotting. And the scheming.

I've just had an idea for a book. Answers You've Always Wanted To Questions You Hoped Nobody Would Ever Ask, doesn't it sound devastatingly interesting? The problem is, I've only thought of three questions so far. Ah well. Any ideas?


Oh, and when they make the film of Harry Potter AND The Half-Blood Prince, wouldn't Sean Connery be ideal for Rufush Shcrimgeour? The leonine voiche, the beard, the lack of shibilanche...